Justin Purvis studied many things in UMD-College Park, such as short form and long form, and douchebaggery, in which he excelled highly. Justin stays busy with multiple improv troupes because, just like that movie Crank, if his creativity dips below a specific level, the poison will kick in and he will die. Or maybe a better analogy is that he is like a shark; a vicious man-eater, who can never stop moving or he will drown. No, wait, the Crank one was better. Yeah.